what i’ve learned in medical botany: plants are evil and if you eat one you will die

stefonsmeyers:

Stefon's Farewell ● Part 1

billhaderprofessionalliferuiner:

Found this on twitter

cropped out the fans he was with because they looked young

I wonder if he was actually wearing that hat

jernmulern:

_{comedy challenge: ten comedians}

_{2/10: john mulaney}

_{-john mulaney: when I was like thirteen — remember that movie home for the holidays with holly hunter? do you remember that at all? robert downey, jr. is in it? I went to a diner, and I had lunch, and then I went and saw that movie alone, as a thirteen year old.
-pete holmes: you were a New Yorker short story.
-jm: I was a citizen. I just walked around.
-ph: the littlest gentleman.
-jm: the littlest man. like a little divorced man. went to a diner and was like, “more coffee please, thank you,” and then went to see an okay movie, walked home. and I probably didn’t tell anyone I did it. I was probably just like, “eh,” I had my day. not a big deal. my dreams were so weird like that. a big fantasy of mine was reading a magazine in a diner. how weird is that?
-ph: that’s you in a nutshell. that’s perfect.
-jm: that I was like, “I just want to be left alone and read a magazine at diner where they have like cheeseburgers and stuff.” [breaks]}

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